Monday, June 4, 2007

Amsterdam!

Hey there everyone!! That's right, I'm in Amsterdam. Between last night and today, I have witnessed the two extremes of life in the Netherlands. Last night we arrived and almost the entire bus went back out into the city to witness the Red Light District. With the whole group it was kind of cool and exciting, and not so worrysome that you were out there by yourself. It was an experience to say the least. Never been that exposed to sex and all that stuff. Been to fantasia parties, they're nothing compared to here. There are literally windows upon windows of almost naked women in them, from the most horrifyinly ugly girls you've ever seen, to ones that look like they could be making a living in the super model agency. Very strange. You're not allowed to take pics of them, they'll smash your cameras. However, if you want to visit any of them, you just tap on the glass. They have the right to refuse any client, and barter on the price depending on what you want. Interesting, interesting. There were some rooms with multiple girls in them. The girls in my contiki group asked where the windows with the men were, but apparently the sex stuff here doesn't cater to women, just men. My comment, most men are slutty enough already, you'd just have to ask them, wouldn't have to pay. Got my laugh out of the group for the day. On the bus we all had to introduce ourself, where we were from, what we did, our favourite food, what we were looking foreward to and an embarrassing moment or a joke. I told them a joke, that my fav food is moose steak (trying to be as Canadian as possible), hobbies are camping and snowmobiling and theatre and movies and too many more to mention, and I told the joke about the refrigerator (dez, i hope you remember it). Got a laugh from that too, and now everyone remembers that I'm from Canada and that I'm a total carnivor!! It's great!!

Anyways, today we drove out into the country. We stopped at the Cheese and Clog place, tried some cheese, tried on some clogs. It was pretty cool. Saw how they made both cheese and clogs too!! Almost bought some, but not really worth the money and carting the s tuff around for the rest of the day. Then we went on to Edam village (where the cheese comes from) and rode granny-bicycles around (you know, the ones that are all curved handle bars, you sit up strait, ring bells and stuff). It was so cute. All the old houses were decorated with flags and windmills and stuff in red and green and yellow. Gorgeous!! Can I live in Edam?? It was so peaceful, so pretty with all the canals and little boats and stuff. Eveyrone was so friendly too. Dutch isn't that hard of a language is it??

Okay, must run, all the people I'm walking with today are already finished on the comps, so I must leave and keep up with the group. Miss everyone, keep up the comments, I love em!!

Giant hugs from Amsterdam (no, I didn't smoke any pot to all those burning to ask)
xox Melissa!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gooda! Remember? Just kidding! Sounds you are already having a blast and thank God not with any MaryJane! We are jealous about you being able to try the real cheeses - right from the factory. I'll bet it is not too hard to tell the difference.

So were the boys in the group drooling when you went to the Red Light District? Any of them knock on glass? Now you can probably say that you seen pretty much all there is to see in the sex department.

Thanks for the B-day phone call and thanks for the Scottish prize! You know I will enjoy it very much. I will let you know about the scratches on the next blog as I am saving til Wednesday.

Have fun and we love you lots XOXOXOXOXOX Mom & the birthday boy

Anonymous said...

Hi Missy: So you have started your contiki tour. Chris and Barry have told me about the Red Light District as they witness it too. Well Jen and Chris are almost ready for there trip they fly to London on Thursday. I'm excited for them. Still enjoying your blog. Have fun on the tour and looking forward to your next post.Love Joan

Dez Dez said...

I LOVE THE REFRIDGERATOR JOKE!!! Its my favourite *sigh* Cheese AND Clogs... seems way to random for me! lol!! Why were you looking for the guys? Take whats available :P like ME :D Hmmm... I'm quite the influence, sorry I havne't been commenting much, been running around alot, then yesterday I hibernated, but I"ll write you a real e-mail at some point today :D

I love you and miss you very much!! (Your bday is in 9 days :D)

becca said...

I have yet to hear the refridgerator joke! You should tell those of us in the blog world who have yet to hear it...

And the red light district...wowza! Craziness!

Hugs!

Anonymous said...

Hey
Yeah I agree with your friend Becca, I want to know the refridgerator joke too!!! It is so exciting that you have started your tour! I am going to Amsterdam too but I think I am going to try and avoid the whole red light district thing. Cheese and clogs sound good though!!! Tomorrow I have my graduation ceremony and then the next I am european bound! I am setting up a blog so I will send you the URL in case you are interested!!
Bye for now, Jen :)